> > Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? > A: Tell her she's pregnant. > > Q: What will she ask you? > A: "Is it mine?" > > Q: How does a blond kill a fish? > A: She drowns it. > > Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on > Saturday? > A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. > > Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? > A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. > > Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES? > A: Elvis has been sighted. > > Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS? > A: Some traffic signs say stop. > > Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? > A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. > > Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? > A: Wave to her. > > Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE? > A: Third Grade. > > Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? > A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. > > Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? > A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. > > Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? > A: Divorced. > > Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? > A: There is a stamp on it. > > Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? > A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. > > Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and > a terrorist? > A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. > > > Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? > A: You can park in the handicap zone. > > > Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? > A: They're doing research on black holes. > > > Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say? > A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I? > > Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? > A1: They can't remember the number. > A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. > > Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? > A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". > > Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? > A: They can't find the zipper. > > Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini > skirts? > A: Cause their balls show! > > > Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? > A1: Introduces themself. > A2: Walks home. > > > Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747? > A: Not everyone has been in a 747 > > > Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? > A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. > > Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone? > A: Ice cream cones don't lick back. > > Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? > A: Butter is difficult to spread. > > > Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? > A: Reservations. > > > > Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? > A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? > > > Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her > thoughts? > A: Change. > > > > Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? > A: Pregnant. > > Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher > learning? > A: A visitor. > > Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? > A: Gifted! > > Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? > A: A Space Invader. > > Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? > A: Artificial intelligence. > > >
